Note: All punctuation and capitalization are typed up as it appears in the game, when you choose to read it in text-form.
Well... It's looking like I've dodged the chaos and the mayhem long enough. My time out at sea is coming to an end. I'm short on supplies and this boat has seen better days. And you know what... This was bound to happen sooner or later. I guess it's time to go see what's left of mankind.
What could possibly go wrong, right?
If you happen to find my skeleton, please don't step on my skull. Thanks.
- If the player looks closely at the note before picking it up, they can see that the artifact does not match the image seen when viewed from Joel's inventory. Instead the artifact appears to be the Looting Note.