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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''No Pun Intended: Volume Too''}}
{{Infobox/Collectible
|name = No Pun Intended: Volume Too
|image = File:No_Pun_Intended_-_Volume_Too.png
|game = ''[[The Last of Us]]'' <br> ''[[The Last of Us: Left Behind]]'' <br> ''[[The Last of Us Part II]]''
|type = Artifact
|number = 68 (''The Last of Us'') <br> 10 (''Left Behind'')
|author = Will Livingston
|owner = [[Ellie]]
|chapter = "[[Lakeside Resort (chapter)|Lakeside Resort]]"
|section = "[[Lakeside Resort (chapter)#The Hunt|The Hunt]]"
|location = Ellie's backpack (automatically added to [[artifacts]] at the start of chapter) <br> Given Ellie by [[Riley Abel|Riley]] during "[[Fun and Games]]"
|previous = ''[[No Pun Intended]]'' (''The Last of Us'') <br> [[Atrium recorder]] (''Left Behind'')
|next = ''[[To Get to the Other Side!]]'' (''The Last of Us'') <br> [[Kitchen note]] (''Left Behind'')}}
'''''No Pun Intended: Volume Too''''' is an [[artifact]] that can be found in ''[[The Last of Us]]'' and the DLC ''[[The Last of Us: Left Behind|Left Behind]]''. In ''The Last of Us'', it is obtained in the chapter "[[Lakeside Resort (chapter)|Lakeside Resort]]". It is one of [[Ellie]]'s personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter. In ''Left Behind'', Riley gives the book to Ellie in the chapter "[[Fun and Games]]". 

The book can be seen again in [[Ellie's house]] at [[Jackson]] during ''[[The Last of Us Part II]]''.

==Blurb==
On the back of the book in ''[[The Last of Us: Left Behind|Left Behind]]'', a blurb summarizes the contents.

''His writing is like his pencils...Short + sharp. Get ready to chuckle, chortle and maybe groan a little with the second handy pun book by comedian [[Will Livingston]]. Be the life of any party! Or perhaps the death of it. We accept no blame for cracked ribs, stitched sides or rolled eyes.''

==Known jokes in the book==
===''The Last of Us''===
The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the [[Pittsburgh (chapter)|Pittsburgh]] chapter.
*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."''
*''"What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."''
**''"What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."''
*''"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."''
*''"A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."''
*''"What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."''
*''"Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis."''
*''"A moon rock tastes better than an earthly rock because it's meteor."''
*''"A backwards poet writes inverse."''
*''"I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now."''
*''"3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."''
*''"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.''"
*''"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."''
*''"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."''
*''"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."''
*''"You know what's not right? (Joel questions, "Left?") (Ellie answers, "Yeah.")''
*''"What does a pirate say while eating sushi? Ahoy! Pass me some soy!"''
*''"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..." (Ellie comments, "Too soon...")''
*''"You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.''"
*''"If a dish towel could tell a joke, I think it would have a dry sense of humor''"
*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"''
Joke from Sam:
*''"Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot."''
===''Left Behind''===
The following puns are known to have come from this book after [[Riley Abel|Riley]] gives it to Ellie in ''Left Behind.''
* ''"A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."''
* ''"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."''
* ''"I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."''
* ''"I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."''
* ''"When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."''
* ''"I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."''
* ''"When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."''
* ''"Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."''
* ''"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."''
* ''"I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."''
* ''"There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."''
* ''"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."''
* ''"I heard two peanuts walk into a park... One was as-salted."''
* ''"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ’Tis the C."''
* ''"Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged."''
* ''"The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."''<ref>Removed in The Last of Us Part I</ref>
* ''"I'm inclined...to be laid back."''
* ''"Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."''
* ''"The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."''
* ''"A criminal`s best asset... is his lie-ability."''
* ''"I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink."''
* "It's not that the guy didn't know how to ''juggle''... He just didn't have the ''balls'' to do it."
Jokes from Riley:
*''"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."''
*''"What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder!"''

===HBO's ''The Last of Us''===
*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."''
*''"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."''
*''"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. And then it dawned on me.''"
*''"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."''
*''"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."''
*''"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."''
*''"How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots."''
*''"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."
*''"A moon rock tastes better than an Earth rock. Why? Because it's meteor."''
*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot."''
Jokes from Riley:
*''"What did the frustrated cannibal do? He threw up his hands."''
*''"What do you call an alligator in a vest?"'' {{n|Answer not given}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
NPI2_in_LB.jpg|The artifact as seen in the menu screen.
Ellies house - pun books.jpg|Pun books at Ellie's house in Jackson
</gallery>

== Behind the scenes ==
*Like the [[comics]], the book does not open and only the cover can be viewed.
*This book and its [[No Pun Intended|first volume]] are both written by Will Livingston.
*It was revealed in ''Left Behind'' that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.
*In ''Left Behind'', none of the other artifacts in Ellie's backpack at the start of the DLC are required to earn the "Picked Clean" trophy while at the [[Colorado Mountain Plaza]].
*The book makes appearances in [[HBO]]'s ''[[The Last of Us (TV series)|The Last of Us]]'', where {{HBO|Riley}} gifts it to {{HBO|Ellie}}, and Ellie later reads several jokes from it to {{HBO|Joel}}.

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