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'''''No Pun Intended: Volume Too''''' is an [[Artifacts|artifact]] obtained in the chapter [[Lakeside Resort (chapter)|Lakeside Resort]]. It is one of [[Ellie|Ellie's]] personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter.
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==Known jokes in the book==
 
==Known jokes in the book==
The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter.
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The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the [[Pittsburgh (chapter)|Pittsburgh]] chapter.
*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery"''
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*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."''
*''"What did Confederate soldiers eat off of? Civil ware."''
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*''"What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."''
*''"What did they used to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."''
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**''"What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."''
*''"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap"''
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*''"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."''
 
*''"A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."''
 
*''"A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."''
 
*''"What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."''
 
*''"What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."''
*''"What did a mermaid wear to her maths class? An Algae-bra."''
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*''"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."''
*''"3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates."''
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*''"3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."''
*''"People make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow." (Ellie comments "Too soon...")''
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*''"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..." (Ellie comments "Too soon...")''
*''"I tried to catch fog earlier. I mist.''"
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*''"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.''"
*''"I spent all night thinking which way the sun would come up, then it dawned on me.''"
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*''"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.''"
*''"I had a pizza joke but it was too cheesy.''"
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*''"You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.''"
 
*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"''
 
*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"''
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Like the [[comics]], the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
 
*Like the [[comics]], the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
*This book and its [[No Pun Intended|first volume ]] are both written by Will Livingston.
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*This book and its [[No Pun Intended|first volume]] are both written by Will Livingston.
 
*It was revealed in ''[[Left Behind]]'' that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.
 
*It was revealed in ''[[Left Behind]]'' that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.
 
[[Category:Artifacts]]
 
[[Category:Artifacts]]

Revision as of 01:36, February 18, 2014


No Pun Intended: Volume Too is an artifact obtained in the chapter Lakeside Resort. It is one of Ellie's personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter.

Known jokes in the book

The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter.

  • "It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."
  • "What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."
    • "What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."
  • "I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
  • "A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
  • "What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."
  • "What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
  • "3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."
  • "People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..." (Ellie comments "Too soon...")
  • "I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
  • "I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
  • "You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy."
  • "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"

Trivia

  • Like the comics, the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
  • This book and its first volume are both written by Will Livingston.
  • It was revealed in Left Behind that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.
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