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| − | |name = No Pun Intended: Too |
+ | |name = No Pun Intended: Volume Too |
|image = File:No_Pun_Intended_-_Volume_Too.png |
|image = File:No_Pun_Intended_-_Volume_Too.png |
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|chapter = [[Lakeside Resort (chapter)|Lakeside Resort]] |
|chapter = [[Lakeside Resort (chapter)|Lakeside Resort]] |
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==Known jokes in the book== |
==Known jokes in the book== |
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The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the [[Pittsburgh (chapter)|Pittsburgh]] chapter. |
The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the [[Pittsburgh (chapter)|Pittsburgh]] chapter. |
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*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."'' |
*''"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."'' |
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*''"You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.''" |
*''"You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.''" |
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*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"'' |
*''"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"'' |
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| + | ===''Left Behind''=== |
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| − | The following puns are known to have come from this book after Riley gives it to Ellie in |
+ | The following puns are known to have come from this book after [[Riley Abel|Riley]] gives it to Ellie in ''[[Left Behind]]''. |
*''"A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."'' |
*''"A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."'' |
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| − | *''"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and |
+ | *''"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down."'' |
| − | *" |
+ | *''"It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... he just didn't have the balls to do it."'' |
| − | *"I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy." |
+ | *''"I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."'' |
| − | *"I |
+ | *''"I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."'' |
| − | *"When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds." |
+ | *''"When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."'' |
| − | *"I once heard a joke about amnesia. But I forget how it goes." |
+ | *''"I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."'' |
| − | *"When the power went out at the school. The children |
+ | *''"When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."'' |
| − | *"Those |
+ | *''"Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."'' |
*''"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."'' |
*''"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."'' |
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*''"I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."'' |
*''"I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."'' |
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| − | *''"There was once a crossed-eyed teacher who had issues controlling his |
+ | *''"There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."'' |
*''"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."'' |
*''"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."'' |
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*Like the [[comics]], the book does not open and you can only view its cover. |
*Like the [[comics]], the book does not open and you can only view its cover. |
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*This book and its [[No Pun Intended|first volume]] are both written by Will Livingston. |
*This book and its [[No Pun Intended|first volume]] are both written by Will Livingston. |
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| − | *It was revealed in '' |
+ | *It was revealed in ''Left Behind'' that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie. |
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Revision as of 16:33, 21 February 2014
No Pun Intended: Volume Too is an artifact obtained in the chapter Lakeside Resort. It is one of Ellie's personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter.
Known jokes in the book
The Last of Us
The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter.
- "It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary."
- "What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware."
- "What did they use to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."
- "I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
- "A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
- "What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."
- "What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
- "3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates."
- "People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..." (Ellie comments "Too soon...")
- "I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
- "I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
- "You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy."
- "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"
Left Behind
The following puns are known to have come from this book after Riley gives it to Ellie in Left Behind.
- "A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."
- "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down."
- "It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... he just didn't have the balls to do it."
- "I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."
- "I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."
- "When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."
- "I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."
- "When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."
- "Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."
- "The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."
- "I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."
- "There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."
- "Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."
Trivia
- Like the comics, the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
- This book and its first volume are both written by Will Livingston.
- It was revealed in Left Behind that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.