No Pun Intended: Volume Too is an artifact obtained in the chapter Lakeside Resort. It is one of Ellie's personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter.

Known jokes in the book

The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter.

  • "It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery"
  • "What did Confederate soldiers eat off of? Civil ware."
  • "What did they used to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."
  • "I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap"
  • "A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
  • "What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."

Other fun jokes from this book:

  • "I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm  clean now."
  • "I was trying to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
  • "3.14% of sailors are pirates."
  • "I stayed up all night wondering where the sun  went. Then it dawned on me."
  • "What does the Mermaid wear to her math class? An algebra."
  • "Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field."
  • "You know what's not right? Left."
  • "People are making an apocalypse jokes like  there is no tomorrow."
  • "You wanna hear joke about pizza? Nevermind. It was too cheesy."
  • "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath, you idiot!"


  • Like the comics, the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
  • Ellie tells a total of five sets of jokes throughout the game, some of which are likely from this book.
  • This book and its first volume are both written by Will Livingston.
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