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No Pun Intended: Volume Too is an artifact obtained in the chapter Lakeside Resort. It is one of Ellie's personal belongings and is already in her backpack at the start of the chapter.

Known jokes in the book

The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter.

  • "It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery"
  • "What did Confederate soldiers eat off of? Civil ware."
  • "What did they used to drink with? Cups. Dixie Cups."
  • "I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap"
  • "A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
  • "What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate."
  • "What did a mermaid wear to her maths class? An Algae-bra."
  • "3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates."
  • "People make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow." (Ellie comments "Too soon...")
  • "I tried to catch fog earlier. I mist."
  • "I spent all night thinking which way the sun would come up, then it dawned on me."
  • "I had a pizza joke but it was too cheesy."
  • "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"

Trivia

  • Like the comics, the book does not open and you can only view its cover.
  • This book and its first volume are both written by Will Livingston.
  • It was revealed in Left Behind that it was Riley who gave the book to Ellie.
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